My mind is now online!

2nd April 2013

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thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

So I decided to translate this

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Source: thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis

2nd April 2013

Chat reblogged from More "Glorified Janitor" than "Bouncer", really. with 144,366 notes

  • Someone: I don't like that music
  • Fans of metal, rock, ect.: that's okay, everyone has an opinion.
  • Directioners, Beliebers and Nicki Minaj fans: GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THEM.

Source: bitch-crxft

2nd April 2013

Chat reblogged from That really punny dude you know with 137,902 notes

  • (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  • Me: “So, what will it be?”
  • Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  • (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  • Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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14th March 2013

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laughingsquid:

Okay

laughingsquid:

Okay

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14th March 2013

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14th March 2013

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14th March 2013

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xlinop:

If you start a fight with a soda bottle, does that mean things are going to get fizzy-cal?

14th March 2013

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staybeautifulhun:

indi3-mu5ic:

littleballofpunk:

cityofstarlight:

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staybeautifulhun:

indi3-mu5ic:

littleballofpunk:

cityofstarlight:

thegirlwhosouffledtwice:

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Source: totally-relatable

14th March 2013

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14th March 2013

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ms-doodle-pants:

mellrak:

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

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i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

Source: donacaster